About Your Favorite Fluffy Friend (Me!)

So, you stumbled onto this corner of the internet, eh?

Probably wondering who this majestic, yet slightly unhinged, creature is tearing up the snowy slopes (and occasionally the actual skatepark).

That would be me – your resident Skate Yeti, Bartholomew.

I used to just… exist. In a snowy forest.

It was fine...

Then, destiny (and a rather clumsy human child) introduced me to the four-wheeled marvel known as the "skateboard."

And honestly? My life hasn't been the same.

It's a chaotic, often embarrassing, perpetually dramatic journey of mastering this wooden plank.

Join me as I navigate the thrills, spills, and existential crises of being a skateboarding yeti.

Expect questionable life choices, epic wipeouts, and enough sarcastic commentary to power a small village.

Don't worry, I'm mostly harmless.

Mostly.

Oh yeah... Buy some of my merch to help support my adventures! This skating thing is more expensive than I thought!

Love,
Barty (the Skate Yeti)